I love my uggs.....but not in public places.
I am allowed to make a mistake from time to time. THAT evening, was a BIG mistake. That was not just a mistake, it was like some sort of mistake parade, where every bad decision was followed with another.
Off topic, but here is the background to Wrightsx4 post.
It was a rainy evening, I had finished training early and had an early shower. When I was leaving the shower my wife said "we are out of Raguletto's (brand of a sauce base in a jar used as a short cut for things like bolognaise) can you duck to the corner store and grab a jar." I get dressed into flannel PJ bottoms, a singlet and my favourite high top ugg boots.
My wife says "Surely you are not wearing that to the shop?" "Yeah it will be fine, I'm not getting dressed twice"
I jump in the family car and off I go. This is the beginning of the 'mistake parade'
I park in the car park, and notice it's pretty busy out, it stopped raining so I yank off my ugg boots and leave them in the car. I hit the battered old bitumen and notice my PJ's might drag in the wet and oily carpark, so I hitch up the legs and tippy toe dance across the carpark to the path. I have the keys and five dollars in change.
Gee it's busy. Alarm bells are ringing.
In I go, now feeling pretty self conscious with what seem like EVERY pair of eyes on me as I speed walk, barefoot through the isles, find two jars of said sauce and make haste to the tills......where the is a line half mile long. Full of people in work clothes, school kids still in their school uniforms and me, standing barefoot in flannel pants and a old army singlet. Please dear lordy move this line along!
As the line moves forward, it continues to grow behind me as more people duck to the supermarket for the last ingredients of their dinners. I am now stuck in a barefoot embarrassment sandwich. PLEASE OPEN ANOTHER TILL!
Finally, I get served after what seemed like an eon. Felt like I could have hatched an egg in my hand while waiting, it was that long of a wait.
I pass the sweaty coins over, refuse a plastic bag and depart at warp 7, to be greeted by more rain. I now have to dash through the rain, dodging the ever building traffic. My feet soaked, my hands full with keys, change, two jars of sauce and my hitched up pajama pants, I leave the path and look right...only to my terror to see a car I now only too well. I will keep the expletives to myself, but you can imagine what colourful language a former soldier may use in a situation like this.
The car is the family car, one driven by what I can now (thankfully) see is the dad of the family. The children of said family are the same age as my children, and they go to the same school, both in the same class as our kids. The wife of the family is quietly knows as "Mrs havachat". She once got chatting to my wife after the school drop off for so long that I had to go jump start my wifes car as the battery was flat. The car turns down the same aisle I am standing in waiting to cross to my car. I process all this information quickly, and decide to run.
Barefoot, hands full I tear with reckless regard for my feet across the pavement, trying to escape view of the school Dad, only to arrive at my car in the pouring rain to a locked door and full hands.
I fumble, press and dive into the driver seat and am found wrestling my own high top ugg boots before I can get in far enough to close the door behind me.
I am in, and safe from the judgment of those around me. I wipe my feet off and put my boots back on. Start to car and the dash clock reads 5:34pm. It's now clear why it was so dang busy!!!
I drove home, slumped over the wheel to report back to my loving wife, who through the tears (of laughter) when hearing my journey could only muster "Why did you take your boots off??????"
I had not response.
I posted a much shorter version on facebook, where some very good friends were happy to enlighten me in the errors of my ways, everyone had a good laugh.
About a week later I saw the Dad and confessed, thinking he must surely have noticed me, or even my car. Would you believe he didn't, said he needs new wiper blades!