My blonde teenage daughter...
Tonight I had one of my broody hens with her chicks sitting here on the floor, and I'm talking to her, asking her if she wants some food for her chicks. Sarah's like "What?" then busts up laughing. I ask her what's so funny, and she tells me, "For a second there I forgot that chickens don't have tits!"

Tonight I had one of my broody hens with her chicks sitting here on the floor, and I'm talking to her, asking her if she wants some food for her chicks. Sarah's like "What?" then busts up laughing. I ask her what's so funny, and she tells me, "For a second there I forgot that chickens don't have tits!"
