OwlLover's Nuthouse

[The Breaker]

[COLOR=0000FF]im so confused... why does everyone keep talking about cyberchickens?[/COLOR]

orps would you care to Enlighten her.

 

[Homie Four]

 

[MsChickenMomma]

 

[iluvorpingtons]

We are the species Gallus Galacticus from the planet Alektyaurson descended from chickens flown out to space in search of the purpose of life. By evolving iron feathers and opposable toes, we created technology so advanced your petty species can't even dream of it. We have mastered regurgitation, meaning we can now barf up new bodies when we are almost killed. We destroyed Gallifrey a second time and conquered all other species of Cyberpoultry and stole a time machine that looks like a blue henhouse. Now we plan to destroy Earth for leaving a review for Doctor Who calling the show "pure crap". The Renegade Flock has assembled, but the Royal Cyberflock stands strong. Once the rebels have been disposed of, we will jump-flap-run triumphantly to the Milky Way and destroy the mammals.
New additions to the anatomy of cyberchickens have been made. We now have metal hearts and custom-made technology in our brains that allows us to fire our banana guns and control the galaxy destroying weapon known simply as the "Ice Cream Wyandotte".
The cyberchicken are led by the Queen Superior Notdalek, who is an orpington and definitely not a dalek. She and her second command Cosmo have ordered the destruction of the rebels who oppose the destruction of Earth's Solar System. The Renegades are the cyberchickens who are trying to stop them, and the Resistance are the humans who are combatting them in defense of their planet. Both have been targeted by Queen Superior's army.

 

[MsChickenMomma]

This part always makes me laugh.

 

[MsChickenMomma]

We are the species Gallus Galacticus from the planet Alektyaurson descended from chickens flown out to space in search of the purpose of life. By evolving iron feathers and opposable toes, we created technology so advanced your petty species can't even dream of it. We have mastered regurgitation, meaning we can now barf up new bodies when we are almost killed. We destroyed Gallifrey a second time and conquered all other species of Cyberpoultry and stole a time machine that looks like a blue henhouse. Now we plan to destroy Earth for leaving a review for Doctor Who calling the show "pure crap". The Renegade Flock has assembled, but the Royal Cyberflock stands strong. Once the rebels have been disposed of, we will jump-flap-run triumphantly to the Milky Way and destroy the mammals.
New additions to the anatomy of cyberchickens have been made. We now have metal hearts and custom-made technology in our brains that allows us to fire our banana guns and control the galaxy destroying weapon known simply as the "Ice Cream Wyandotte".
The cyberchicken are led by the Queen Superior Notdalek, who is an orpington and definitely not a dalek. She and her second command Cosmo have ordered the destruction of the rebels who oppose the destruction of Earth's Solar System. The Renegades are the cyberchickens who are trying to stop them, and the Resistance are the humans who are combatting them in defense of their planet. Both have been targeted by Queen Superior's army.

You lost me about half way through that....

 

[Homie Four]

This part always makes me laugh.

OH GOD THAT PART HAS ALWAYS FRIGHTENED ME ;.;

 

[Homie Four]

Four seasons is one of my favorite songs in the series <3
This is a really kool remix

 

[iluvorpingtons]

You lost me about half way through that....

I think I lost myself typing it.

 

[member 142084]

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