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[CasieD]

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

 

[CasieD]

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

She wanted to stretch her legs.

 

[CasieD]

A poultry farmer had a giant problem... chickens from his free ranging flock kept getting run over on the road that went past his farm. He called out the Highway patrol boys and even speed traps and tickets did not solve the problem... people just kept on driving fast and hitting chickens. The police even put up a sign that said "SLOW chicken crossing" but the farmer just kept losing chickens. After a little thought the farmer made his own sign and never had another fatality.

The farmer's sign said, "Nudist Colony ahead keep eyes on the road".

 

[CasieD]

A man was driving down the road and noticed a three legged chicken racing along beside his car. When he looked at the speedometer he realized that the chicken was running over 75 miles per hour. The amazed driver followed the chicken for several miles until the chicken turned down a gravel road. The driver followed the chicken to a huge poultry farm. All around the farm there were three legged chickens as far as the eye could see. The driver stopped his car and then seeing the farmer feeding the chickens he asked him about the three legged chickens. "Well you see," started the farmer, "I am a genetic engineer and the leg is my favorite piece of chicken. It is also the favorite piece of my wife and my son. I got tired of having everybody fighting over the leg at dinner so I just developed a chicken with enough legs for us all." "What a great idea!, "said the driver, "How do these three legged chickens taste?" "Well, "said the scientific farmer, "I don't know. I've never been able to catch one!"

 

[CasieD]

A man takes his brother to see a psychiatrist.
Psychiatrist: 'What seems to be the problem?'
Man: 'My brother thinks he is a chicken!'
Psychiatrist: 'How long has this been going on?'
Man: 'about a year.'
Psychiatrist: 'Why didn't you seek help sooner?'
Man: 'Well, we needed the eggs!'

 

[CasieD]

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Smoke! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

 

[Snapnzap]

There was this farmer who had a bunch of chickens but no rooster. So he went to his neighbor and asked if he could buy one of his. The neighbor said "Sure you can have this one for a $1 he is a a real stud." So the farmer takes him home and sure enough the rooster nails all of his hens right away. The next day he noticed the rooster has moved on and is now bothering the ducks. The next day it is the turkeys. Then on to the geese. The day after that he find the rooster laying dead with his feet in the air and vultures circling overhead. The farms says, "I can't believe you are dead already, what a waste of a $1" The rooster says, "SHhhhh, they are about to land!"

sorry it is a little dirty hope that is ok

 

[debs_flock]

My all time favorite chicken joke.

 

[Herducks]

When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What Kind Of Tree Does Chicken Come From?


A Poul-Tree

 

[mrheinz77]