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[tazcat70]

Thank you again Rachael!

 

[Chicken Junkies]

Thank you so much for the awesome hat, Rachael. Denis loves it.

 

[crazypetlady]

There was this farmer who had a bunch of chickens but no rooster.  So he went to his neighbor and asked if he could buy one of his.  The neighbor said "Sure you can have this one for a $1 he is a a real stud."  So the farmer takes him home and sure enough the rooster nails all of his hens right away.  The  next day he noticed the rooster has moved on and is now bothering the ducks.  The next day it is the turkeys.  Then on to the geese.  The day after that he find the rooster laying dead with his feet in the air and vultures circling overhead.  The farms says,  "I can't believe you are dead already, what a waste of a $1"  The rooster says,  "SHhhhh, they are about to land!"

sorry it is a little dirty hope that is ok

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[crazypetlady]

Here goes...

It seems there was a man who came from the city wanting to start a chicken farm of his very own. He was sent to a local hatchery to purchase some chicks to start the enterprise. He went in and purchased 500 fine White Rocks chicks to start the farm up. The next week he came back to the hatchery and purchased 500 top quality Rhode Island Reds chicks. The following week it was 500 Cornish chicks and so on and so on for many weeks. Finally, the hatchery man could stand it no longer and said, "Wow you must be starting a huge poultry farm with all of these chicks!" "Not so big really, "said the city slicker, "I'm just having a little trouble with this first crop. I can't tell if I'm planting them too deep or too close together."

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[crazypetlady]

[COLOR=FF0000]RALPH NADER :[/COLOR] [COLOR=000000]Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tiremakers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens.[/COLOR]

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[crazypetlady]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ken Starr's Answer:I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road

at the behest of the president of the United States of America, in an

effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public

from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been

trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in

the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and

undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer

the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with

our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to

reach the other side of the road, until our investigation and any

Congressional follow-up investigations, have been completed. (We also

are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the

Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort

to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at

least to ruffle his feathers.).


Colonel Sanders' Answer:I missed one?

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[crazypetlady]

Ok you all cutest baby pictures any kind of babies. Deadline Saturday night 7pm EST

Then we will have some trivia starting at 7pm EST

 

[Bettacreek]

Even people babies? Lol.

 

[babymakes6]

Even people babies? Lol.

Your avatar is a perfect entry!

 

[Bettacreek]

That's the one I was hoping to enter, LOL!