pears vs. meat chicks

miss_jayne

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we have two lovely old pear trees. for the first time in 4 years, the late bearing tree had GREAT pears, no bugs and huge fruit!

well, the tree wasn't properly trimmed, so it's very tall. we cannot get all of the pears and now they are falling.

let me paint the picture:

tall pear tree with ripe fruit

chicken tractor in same field

104 meaties roaming and dust bathing under said pear tree


one pear 'bomb' literally plopped a little meatie right on the noggin. KO'd for a few minutes. it was scary and hilarious at the same time. we thought he was a goner. nope, woke up a few minutes later, shook it off and of course, went looking for food...
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miss_jayne

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with all those pears he didn't have far to go..our girls love fruit..

Don
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like PC mentioned, they are dumb as take your pick:
rocks
cement
grass
jell-o
bricks
mud

i just finished a lovely pear that did NOT hit me in the cranium case.
 

PurpleChicken

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Quote:
with all those pears he didn't have far to go..our girls love fruit..

Don
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like PC mentioned, they are dumb as take your pick:
rocks
cement
grass
jell-o
bricks
mud

i just finished a lovely pear that did NOT hit me in the cranium case.

I resent and am offended by that uncalled for reference to Jell-O.
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lockedhearts

It's All About Chicken Math
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So instead of "stoning" would being killed by a pear be called "Pearing"
I can just see a knew way to kill your meat chickens, the proper way for "Pearing"
The plus side is, you have meat and the dessert all ready to go
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PurpleChicken

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Now what do you have against pancakes??? You are just mean!!!


I know ya wanna smack me but ya can't through your computer.
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miss_jayne

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hey, you changed your avatar!

yeah, pearing is the new pithing. either, if done correctly SHOULD (operative word in sentence is SHOULD) render 'victim' dumb as JELL-O!

poop, i said Jell-o again...
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