And the kids filled the eggs...lmao
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Every year around this time, Sears sends out their oven salesmen door-to-door. The man walks up to a house, and when invited in, he will show you a book of ovens that are being sold at a deep discount. His big pitch is, "If you buy right now for Thanksgiving delivery, I will even throw in a free curtain!"
Do you know what the curtain is for???????
So you won't see the turkey dressing!![]()
Every year around this time, Sears sends out their oven salesmen door-to-door. The man walks up to a house, and when invited in, he will show you a book of ovens that are being sold at a deep discount. His big pitch is, "If you buy right now for Thanksgiving delivery, I will even throw in a free curtain!"
Do you know what the curtain is for???????
So you won't see the turkey dressing!![]()
Awesome!
Heck, tell him they mail adults too. He will pass out! If he wants proof for that too, Meyer does have them.So I have some stories. And you're all gonna humor me and listen to them whether you want to or not.
I was visiting my great grandma for a little bit. My mom called on the phone and said that a hawk tried to carry my rooster away just a minute ago. So you're gonna hear the story play by play.
My mom said this:
"I was sitting on the couch and saw Chumpy (the dog) looking out the window at a pretty big shadow swooping across the yard. I knew what it was right away, and jumped up and ran to the door. I opened the door and saw a hawk carrying Lil' Dude away, so I screamed 'HEY' and he dropped him, then landed right in front of the Jeep just waiting for the hens to come out from under it so he could get them. So I started walking towards it and clapping (the sound of clapping has been proved to make hawks uneasy and they flee) but I didn't wanna get too close. He wasn't flying and I hurried up and let Chumpy out. So he ran after it and it flew away and then he circled the Jeep a few times and then ran to the coop and looked in the little door."
I was so nervous all day, but nothing happened. Maybe the dog scared him away. I'm really proud that my dog looked around under the Jeep and then ran out to the coop just to check for them. Like, that's smart. He recognized that that's where the chickens lived and went to check on them. Enough bragging about my dog.
NEXT!!!
So we were sitting at the table today eating Thanksgiving dinner and my pap said that he was talking to a guy at the legion who was trying to pull his leg. He told the whole story of how the guy was telling him that they mailed peeps in the mail. And how the guy next to him was a mailman, but he knew he was in on the joke too. When I told him they actually do mail chicks in the mail he was like "HUH UH!" and I was like yes. Yes they do. And we're both really stubborn and so I pulled up Meyer Hatchery's website on my iPod and proved him wrong and then he felt dumb and I was satisfied.
But I just figured that you guys would find it kinda funny that he did not believe they shipped chicks in the mail and thought it was just some joke some guy at the legion was telling him.
Heck, tell him they mail adults too. He will pass out! If he wants proof for that too, Meyer does have them.