you forget one very important part.......if they are not cheap as in a couple bucks, I am not shelling out any cash........
I can give cheap a whole new meaning at times,,,,,

...just like a chick..cheap-cheap-cheap..!!!! and it is getting worse with my old age

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Yes, I remember what Ray looks like...hahha, do you were the 'kilt' around the house too?? hahha..just teasing...hey, i get it totally...like what seems to be the thought of the day here..."got to do , what you got to do"...if it works for you, well then it's all good!
The real issue in life, if your even interested in having THIS issue, is how & where to find someone compatible enough for the way you like to/have to live.....it's the real life version of "Where's Waldo"?...or Wanda..Wendy...you get the picture

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Hope you have a good day today Ray....and everyone...please be careful out there!