Thanks all. It's amazing how many chicken owners there are around here, and I had no idea for all this time!
Out of curiosity, would anyone recommend - keeping in mind that I have zero experience with anything chicken related - trying to incubate some eggs instead of buying chicks? If so, is an incubator something you can rent? I haven't looked into this, just thinking on the fly after reading about all of the people who do their own hatching.
You've gotten a lot of responses, but I see that one vital piece of information is missing. ORPINGTONS are the very best breed of chicken.
Chester County Extension has incubators that they loan out to classroom and such, I'll bet you could borrow one.