people are weird

[KristyHall]

someone online asked me if I worshiped chickens.

I said "Yep, I worship trees and rocks and adam sandler's feet too"

The person got really quiet after that.

 

[bufforp89]

 

[KristyHall]

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since I've been around children and people who do not understand sarcasm well, I tend to avoid sarcasm, but the person is usually pretty nasty to me. She dislikes the fact that I'm not christian, mixed race and I've been known to date women. She seems to think non christian = worship animals

The past couple of days I have had zero patience for nasty people.

 

[chickened]

Adam Sandler and I have simular feet. My toenails may be a little longer though.

 

[KristyHall]

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does this mean i should worship your feet too?

 

[chickened]

You would be disappointed. athletes feet.

 

[KristyHall]

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you know there's a cure for that

 

[WickedNerd]

and I don't have a spoon.

 

[KristyHall]

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what about a spork?

 

[WickedNerd]

Sadly no. I have a fork though. And a box of stale oyster crackers and half a bottle of hand sanitizer.

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