Poems! Poems everyone Poems!!

[Sir Birdaholic]

Just for me?

Thanks, I'll cherish it!

 

[gmendoza]

I can crank out limricks all day long,but all of my poems are from my own life's experiences that happened to me.Those poems are very personal.

 

[Pinky]

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Is that about me?

I like your poems

Pinky,

If you were EVER locked in your chicken pen,then you can have this one.

My sister tried to once. I was cleaning it out

 

[gmendoza]

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Pinky,

If you were EVER locked in your chicken pen,then you can have this one.

My sister tried to once. I was cleaning it out

But you didnt get locked in.

Sir Birdaholic living in those backwoods probably seen a great many snakes and might have eaten one or two,so his could have been true.

 

[PineappleMama]

Off the cuff... let's see...

There once was a man from Nantucket...
(sorry could NOT resist)

Whose hockey team kicked the bucket.
He wanted his sport back
But liked wife's nagging lack.
So finally he said "Just puck it".

Eh... it needs work.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I got locked in my feed room a couple of weeks ago. My phone was at the house, so I couldn't call DW to let me out. After about 10 minutes of prying at the hinges with a shovel, & numerous "kung-fu" kicks, the door finally came down. When I got back to the house, DW asks, "What took so long to feed?"

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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My sister tried to once. I was cleaning it out

But you didnt get locked in.

Sir Birdaholic living in those backwoods probably seen a great many snakes and might have eaten one or two,so his could have been true.

Mmmmmm...... Moccasin meatloaf, & Copperhead casserole are my favorites!

 

[PineappleMama]

Hmm... inspiration....

There once was a chicken pen
called lovingly Disaster's Den.
Girls clucked and preened all day
while the mistress screamed away.
A POX ON ALL UNOBSERVANT MEN!

Well, that works for the DW locked in anyways...

 

[gmendoza]

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Funny.

you got me lol at work.

I was going to include:

There once was a guy from Nantucket (explisives)
There once was a guy from Racine (explisives)
There once was a guy from Enis <--- self explanitory!

but got to keep it clean here,no matter how dirty our mind-coops are.

 

[gmendoza]

There once was a man from Rock Hill
While at work he wanted a thrill
So he tripped onto his back
almost had a heart attack
and said" I just had my fill ". <---- for me