Poll Time:. Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip

[Painted Calls]

No @KingB leave out the cilantro!!! It tastes like soap

Aaron how could you! Don't violate food with cilantro!

Cilantro soap gene sisters!

@Conan also shares this gene.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

If anyone says that Miracle Whip is spicy...off with their head.

Are you not familiar with the tangy zip of miracle whip?
I wouldn't call it spicy but it does have a zing or *zip* to it that Mayo does not have.

 

[Painted Calls]

I was raised on Miracle Whip Lite. That's all I buy. I can use mayo IF I have no choice but I prefer Miracle Whip Lite everytime. For sandwiches, salads, everything that needs that flavor. My sister's ex husband used to carry a Costco sized mayo everywhere he went. Literally. He would put it on everything! It was so gross watching him eat, especially on Thanksgiving. His plate had the usual thanksgiving dinner, plus about 2 cups of mayo over everything!

Does he eat it like pudding? *gag*

I will just pretend like you are not a M. Whipper. You are a Midwestern northie though. It is forgiven.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Never seen it.
We do have something you don't have though!!!
Saucy sauce!!!
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So much simpler than trying to interpret some sort of fancy name.

Lmfao OMG

 

[Painted Calls]

Are you not familiar with the tangy zip of miracle whip?
I wouldn't call it spicy but it does have a zing or *zip* to it that Mayo does not have.

Yeah. The "tangy zip" is sugar and it tastes like sweet.

I love you so I will overlook this.

 

[ShrekDawg]

you have to consider your audience here!!!

She knew that I would get it since we talked about it a while ago

 

[KingD]

Lmfao OMG

DAWG NO EMOJIS WHATS HAPPENED ARE YOU OK

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Yeah. The "tangy zip" is sugar and it tastes like sweet.

I love you so I will overlook this.

I imagine that's why I like it. I like everything sweet.

 

[tripletfeb]

Does he eat it like pudding? *gag*

I will just pretend like you are not a M. Whipper. You are a Midwestern northie though. It is forgiven.

He used to eat it like pudding but there is a reason he is an "ex" husband. And it's not for his gross eating habits! Sorry, I'm a midwestern northie Miracle Whip Liter And I HATE beer, so there's that too...

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I even like to put a tiny bit of sugar in my pasta sauce and my chili.