Poll Time:. Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip

[The Moonshiner]

I haven't cut calves in years, but I used to put a 5 gallon bucket behind the squeeze chute. They all got tossed in there and cooked when we were done.

 

[ShrekDawg]

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[Chookwagn]

He’s a big teddy bear

Thats what he wants you to think

 

[ShrekDawg]

Thats what he wants you to think

Nope! The opposite! He wants people to think he’s a big meanie

 

[R2elk]

I dunno what to tell you there. I find it to be the most palatable calorie free sweetener. I have tried everything from monkfruit, to agave, stevia, you name it. For some reason, splenda does it for me.

I find Splenda to be a waste of money when you can find generic sucralose from Walmart for 2/3 of the price.

 

[Chookwagn]

Nope! The opposite! He wants people to think he’s a big meanie

Its a double bluff!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Its a double bluff!

 

[SarahLadd]

I find Splenda to be a waste of money when you can find generic sucralose from Walmart for 2/3 of the price.

I don't mince over the price of fake sugar. Next you're gonna tell me I should spoon it out of a jar like a caveman instead of neatly portioned paper packets.

Things I will mince over the price of: That Porsche 911 I have my eye on. That's worth a haggle or two.

 

[R2elk]

I don't mince over the price of fake sugar. Next you're gonna tell me I should spoon it out of a jar like a caveman instead of neatly portioned paper packets.

Things I will mince over the price of: That Porsche 911 I have my eye on. That's worth a haggle or two.

I use it in cooking and baking. I have no use for it in packets.

 

[The Moonshiner]

@The Moonshiner Homie, I promise I'm not the stalker type. I'm like, the anti-stalker. I can't even say I've got friends. I've got my chickens, my two dogs, my three snakes, and the guy that pulls the splenda from the top of the kitchen cabinets for my morning coffee. He's cool. Also tall. Not Robert Wadlow, but 6'2". Gets the job done.

You sound a lot like Shaw when she's in denial.