Post your EPIC FUNNY saying here! 8D

[Blonde]

I'm smiling cuz I'm your sister and i'm laughing cuz there's nothing you can do about it!

 

[EE lover:)]

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

 

[Blonde]

EE lover :

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

HAHAHAHA! i'll have to use that!​

 

[EE lover:)]

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HAHAHAHA! i'll have to use that!

Go right ahead. I have to find this one about rock, paper, scissors that's freaking hilarious.

 

[EE lover:)]

FOUND ITT! 8D

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper flying around, suffocating students? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

 

[LegginMF12]

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It's a Small World is much worse! Bippity Boppity Boo is horrible!

 

[LegginMF12]

Don't touch me and Stop breathing on me. I tell this to the dogs at least 20 times a day. The pug follows so close on my heels that when I stop he crashes into me, he is also insane about Burt's Bees honey flavored chapstick. He will go to AMAZING lengths to smell my lips if I have it on. The pit bull insists on eating everything in his bowl and then drinking water BEFORE coming and rubbing his face on me.

 

[EE lover:)]

It's relevant because I ate toast for breakfast.

 

[LegginMF12]

I forgot my favorite one! "Don't look at me in that tone of voice" This applies to the dogs and the kid when they get told "no".

 

[Blonde]

you know your getting old when you get the same sesation from a rocking chair you used to get from a roller coaster