Post your favorite poultry joke and get a laugh from the others!

[BirdsBeesTrees]

You see that Rooster over there?
He won't protect your flock, he's a real chicken.

 

[Fluffyflufffluff]

This isn't a contest or anything. The reason I started this thread is because of all the busy things in life including the corona virus. Sometimes you just need a laugh to relief you of your stress.
So feel free to post jokes of your favorite funnny poultry pics or jokes.
Please keep to appropriate. And have fun!

What kind of poultry is good at dancing?
A twerkey!

Apologies for the awful joke. Thought of it this morning and it made me laugh for an unreasonable length of time.