Practical joke in progress

my cousin-in-law's last name is GREEN, and she always has a big pinochle party and family reunion over St Pat's Day weekend

logical, huh ?

more than thirty people usually show up over that weekend; which features costume contest, best/worst drink and best/worst dessert contests, etc

I didn't find any cute Irish gewgaws this year, for a hostess gift

so I trucked over to my local friendly egg seller who has Easter Egg chickens (he calls them Ameraucanas but they're not one of the approved colors) ... and I now have five dozen fertile eggs ready to travel south with us in the morning

five dozen GREEN eggs (actually they're more blue than green but so what ?)

now ... should I stop enroute and get a ham ..... ?

Candy

 

unfortunately I couldn't locate any green Ballard Bitter this year, maybe they have stopped producing it ?