Practical joke in progress

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Kaneke, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. Kaneke

    Kaneke Songster

    my cousin-in-law's last name is GREEN, and she always has a big pinochle party and family reunion over St Pat's Day weekend

    logical, huh ?

    more than thirty people usually show up over that weekend; which features costume contest, best/worst drink and best/worst dessert contests, etc

    I didn't find any cute Irish gewgaws this year, for a hostess gift

    so I trucked over to my local friendly egg seller who has Easter Egg chickens (he calls them Ameraucanas but they're not one of the approved colors) ... and I now have five dozen fertile eggs ready to travel south with us in the morning

    five dozen GREEN eggs (actually they're more blue than green but so what ?)

    now ... should I stop enroute and get a ham ..... ?

  2. Stormhorse23

    Stormhorse23 Songster

    Aug 22, 2007
    No ham! That is dead thing...
  3. MissPrissy

    MissPrissy Crowing

    May 7, 2007
    Forks, Virginia
    Yes! Ham and eggs is perfect! Green eggs and ham is hilarious!
  4. silkiechicken

    silkiechicken Staff PhD

    You have to soak that ham in a green dye brine though... and then use food coloring in the bottom of dark mugs to make green milk!
  5. Kaneke

    Kaneke Songster

    unfortunately I couldn't locate any green Ballard Bitter this year, maybe they have stopped producing it ?

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