Prank Calls

[kezabel]

"Hello can I speak to Mr Wall"

Mr Wall doesn't live here

"Can I speak to Mrs Wall"

Mrs Wall doesn't live her

"Can i speak to any of the walls"

No Walls live here sorry

" Well whats holding up your bloody roof"

I used to love that one as a Kid

 

[barngirlsrule]

Some creeper kept prank calling me and leaving stupid messages, so i changed my voice mail to say:

You've reached Officer Marx, I can't reach my phone right now. But i will call you back as soon as i can, Just report your emergency and i will get back to you soon. bye.

They left a message eagerly telling me not to call back and i haven't heard from them since.