When I almost died in 2004, I ended up with 2 nurses' phone numbers before I left 5 days later. I'm attributing it to what they had to choose from day to day in the intensive care ward. Slim pickins'.
Let's just say I gave them something to laugh at, and leave it at that...
I'm sure you really brightened their days with your zany antics! Those folks need all the humor they can get...they've got tough thankless jobs. I'm sure you were a ray of sunshine in that place!
When ya feel up to it, we want stories!
WELCOME BACK... OH YEAH,
...and let me know if you need replacement EE eggs...
oh I am so glad you are home, from what I heard there are some changes that wil have to be made to keep you on the road to recovery
so this does not happen again, if there is anything I or "we" can do please let us know
oh and PC has one sick sence of humor I think we all thought the bed pan hitting happened and frankly thought it was funny as all heck. I have no love for hospitals but am very glad you were taken to a good one and are home.
Hello world is just as funny, and I also get the bed pain fun I have had to use one a few times, could never do it right either lol
Just please follow all of thier "rules" amd you will be stronger, better, faster than before of at least thats what the TV shows say
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The only part of me that touched the bed pan was my dairy air (sp? ha ha)...and the bed pan wouldn't have hurt them all that much it was plastic....the big lugin tv remote/ call button would have packed more of a wallop...harder plastic.
And then Lloyd my male nurse...was like, I like your tatoo... which one may I inquire? ha ha ha ha. never mind...you all don't need to know.
LOL. Yeah those plastic bed pans arent to good for hitting people with. The one good thing about being in the hospital, was I had alot of cute nurses taking care of me and waiting on me.
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