Here's what you wanna' do, see ..... Go on the interwebz and look for an abandoned house near you. Perhaps a forclosure? Bonus points if they have a barn or a pool. Double bonus points if they have both.
Now, take your hunner't lil' eating machines and stick them in the barn. Or the pool. Or the basement. Whichever works. Then put a HUGE bag of feed in there. Wait six to eight weeks. And return to reap your rewards! Cross yer' fingers the house don't sell in the between time.
*nota bene* If anyone actually follows this plan, let me know how it turns out. But
don't say I'm responsible, OK? Thanks.