"That cocky bugger actually have the nerve to come into MY home and demand a paternity test! Well, he'll just get his when the whole world gets the results on Jerry Springer!!"
"Rocky you are NOT the father!"
*Rocky Struts* I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!
"Noooo it must be a mistake.... " *runs off stage in a flurry of feathers.
Yes... yes I do have WAY to much time on my hands... why do you ask?