Q: What do you call a hen in a divorce?

chickinflo

In the Brooder
Sep 7, 2015
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A: A feisty chick.

Q: What did the hen call the frightened rooster?

A: "Chicken!"

Q: What is a chicken's favorite place to get shade?

A: A Poul-Tree

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because he was too "cheep" to buy a car.

Q: what do you call a cross between a wallaby and a chicken?

A: a kangarooster

Q: who is the most famous female chicken celebrity?

A: Feather Flocklear

Q: what did the one rooster say to the other in the gym?

A: "look at my 'pecks'".



Ill give youguys more as i come up with them hehe
 
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