Questions the answer to is always a screamed, 'NO!!!!'

[darkmatter]

Son: "Dad, there's a gun show this weekend, want to go with me?"
Me: " Is the bear Catholic?, does a Pope poop in the woods?"
The Missus: "NO!!!!!!!!"

Son: "Dad, I need a tool for XXXXX, Harbor Freight's having a sale, want to go with me?"
Me: "You buying me lunch, if I get the gas and the tool(s)?"
The Missus: "NO!!!!!!!"

Daughter: " Dad, I'm going back to school for my Masters, I need a new laptop, will you go to Best Buy with me?"
Me: "I'm driving,....right?"
The Missus: "NO!!!!!!!"

The Missus: "I'm going shopping for quilt fabric, want to come help me select colors?"
Me: NO!!!!!!!!

 

[Anarchy82]

Hmm, the times I hear No the most (thanks to my loving wife).

Going to Hardware store, can I have the credit card.
Hey, look what I found on ebay.
Now that we live on 14 acres, I should be able to get more animals.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Ask for emus.

 

[Sonoran Silkies]

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Ahhh, you've learned how to get what you really want

 

[ChooksinChoppers]

Mom! Can I get up now? NO!
Mom! Can I .....NO!

 

[ChooksinChoppers]

Oh and *from my DH......about son...don't get mad but...* NOOOOOOOOOO! he didnt! Yep he did cut all his little sisters hair off

 

[gryeyes]

"You mean to tell me you have all these chickens and you're not going to eat a single one of them?"

Nooooo! Wait... yes! but no....! Look at them - eat Buffy? Or Molly? Or Carl? Of course I'm not gonna eat any of 'em. Hush your mouth!

 

[StupidBird]

Hey, come here and smell this and tell me if it's still good!


Look what followed me home, can I keep it?

 

[DuckLady]

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