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Mark Twain ...

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."

"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."

"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting."

"Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law."

"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes"

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."

"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."

"It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions."
 
BayBay Peepers said:

I must try this. Snow aliens! It said to just plop some glow sticks in there and freak the neighbors. I'm all for it since they're retiring on each side of us. It'll give them something to talk about hahaha
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What a neat idea! Next time I'm in CO I'm making snow aliens!
 
I wish we got snow here…. Last one on the humour theme, just to start everyone's day with a smile.



Have a wonderful day everyone!
 

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