I got one of those fruit cakes for myself. They had so many customer testimonials raving about it. I was young and stupid and ordered one. Ate a little - didn't like it. I couldn't bribe anyone to eat some. Threw some to the birds- they didn't like it either. I suppose some squirrel or something ate part of rather than starve in winter. I wasn't that hungry.
Didn't like the fruit in there should have looked for a NON fruit, fruit cake
When I graduated from the college of Agriculture our class president spoke and she gave the best quote ever.
"...just remember,as farmers you will never amount to mulch without a sense of humus!"