A man was at his yearly physical. The doctor asked, "Any questions?"
"Yeah, Doc, but it's about Phyllis, my wife. I think she's losing her hearing."
"When you go home from work tomorrow, stop just inside the door, and ask her, 'What's for dinner?' If she doesn't answer go down the hall and repeat it. If she still doesn't answer, get in the same room and ask again. Then you'll have proof."
"Excellent idea! Thanks, Doc!"
The man gets home from work the next day and does just as the doctor said to do. Each time he asked, there was no answer from his wife. Finally, he was right behind her as she stood at the sink in the kitchen. "What's for dinner?" he asked.
His wife turned around, and said, "For the THIRD TIME, CHICKEN!"
"Yeah, Doc, but it's about Phyllis, my wife. I think she's losing her hearing."
"When you go home from work tomorrow, stop just inside the door, and ask her, 'What's for dinner?' If she doesn't answer go down the hall and repeat it. If she still doesn't answer, get in the same room and ask again. Then you'll have proof."
"Excellent idea! Thanks, Doc!"
The man gets home from work the next day and does just as the doctor said to do. Each time he asked, there was no answer from his wife. Finally, he was right behind her as she stood at the sink in the kitchen. "What's for dinner?" he asked.
His wife turned around, and said, "For the THIRD TIME, CHICKEN!"
