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"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity."

"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."

"In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground."

"Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules"

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair"

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"
 
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Kelsie2290 said:
Douglas Adams

"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity."

"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."

"In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground."

"Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules"

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair"

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"
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