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The Emerson has always been one of my favs.

Coming from a family with lots of law enforcement, I was glad I wasn't eating or drinking when I saw the "One of you" meme!
 
posoh said:
The Emerson has always been one of my favs.

Coming from a family with lots of law enforcement, I was glad I wasn't eating or drinking when I saw the "One of you" meme!
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Me too haha I plan to save it for the next family reunion
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By George Carlin

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready; for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -- central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as a...moment of bliss (edited for content)

I rest my case.
 

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