Quotes and Thoughts for the Day

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And now for the ridiculous part of Friday, I bring you (with great joy of course) Chuck Norris! Ha cha cha cha, I got a million of 'em!

 

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[Bowleggedcowboy]

I believe in truth,justice and the American Way

 

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And last, but certainly not least:



Whew, I'm exhausted (but not Chuck!)

 

[BayBay Peepers]

And now for the ridiculous part of Friday, I bring you (with great joy of course) Chuck Norris! Ha cha cha cha, I got a million of 'em!

Yesterday they were rattling of tons of Chuck Norris jokes on the radio.

 

[BayBay Peepers]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice.

Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris got bit by a rattlesnake once...after five days of extreme agony and pain...the snake died.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

...ok I'm done...for now

 

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There's something about all the 100's of Chuck Norris jokes that always make me laugh! (I've heard he enjoys them too.)