Thanks for actually getting that I was kidding. I would have responded before now but my power has been out. Anyone with google could figure out the reason for the price. And no, I'm not someone who only pays for chicks for $5. In fact, I just lost an entire batch of eggs that I paid a pretty penny for. I myself am into getting rare breeds as well. I'm getting Augsburgers at the end of the month. Everyone needs to just calm down. If folks can't take a light-hearted comment without getting upset, the internet is not for them.