Ended Random Funny Posting Day and Mini Contests FUN Night! 5th Annual BYC Easter Hatch-a-long PARTICIPANT

[Sally Sunshine]

HERE IS ONE FOR YOU ALL........

FINISH THIS STORY...... and it has to be funny!

 

[Gardeningmama]

No, this is not my Facebook.

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a loong time. Love the last line! I kept laughing, and my DD asked what was so funny! Stealing for Facebook!

 

[Sally Sunshine]

What did Snow White call her chicken?



























Egg white.

 

[Sally Sunshine]

I will start....

Two years ago, a group of friends took a trip to the farm to learn about homesteading. They were learning about milking the cow, and just as the farmer was milking his cow and starting to get a good rhythm going, a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. No one thought much about it, until the bug squirted out into the bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder. <snort>

 

[Gardeningmama]

I will start....

Two years ago, a group of friends took a trip to the farm to learn about homesteading. They were learning about milking the cow, and just as the farmer was milking his cow and starting to get a good rhythm going, a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. No one thought much about it, until the bug squirted out into the bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder. <snort>

 

[uphilljill]

 

[mlm Mike]

oh, that's udder nonsense!

 

[Sally Sunshine]

oh, that's udder nonsense!

HA HA HA he said UDDER ....

as in UDDER NONSENSE!! bawahhahhhhaaaaa

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Foul Mouth Bird

Dave’s parrot was always using bad language, so he asked the vet how he could stop it. "Every time the bird swears, put it in the freezer for 15 seconds," advised the vet.
The next time the parrot uttered an expletive, Dave did as the vet said. Then, feeling guilty, Dave opened the freezer.
Shivering, the parrot came out saying, "I’m sorry for all the bad language I’ve been using." Dave was astounded at the sudden change. Then the parrot said, "By the way, what did the chicken do?" :-/

 

[Gardeningmama]

Foul Mouth Bird

Dave’s parrot was always using bad language, so he asked the vet how he could stop it. "Every time the bird swears, put it in the freezer for 15 seconds," advised the vet.
The next time the parrot uttered an expletive, Dave did as the vet said. Then, feeling guilty, Dave opened the freezer.
Shivering, the parrot came out saying, "I’m sorry for all the bad language I’ve been using." Dave was astounded at the sudden change. Then the parrot said, "By the way, what did the chicken do?" /

I had to read that 3 times before I got it!!