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"Charles," said the teacher, "what are the effects of heat and cold?"

"Heat expands and cold contracts," answered Charles.

"Now give me examples."

"In summer the days are long, and in winter very short."
 
Three elderly ladies were discussing the trials of getting older.

One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down. "

The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," she raps her knuckles on the table, then says, "That must be the door, I'll get it."
 
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OUR ENTIRE FAMILY watched this over and over!!
I just about choked.
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This one needs a warning not to watch while eating or drinking.
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You all are too funny, I will do Rule #6 thank you with the one joke that for some reason makes me crack up EVERY time.

What did the momma buffalo say to her son when he left for school?


...BISON!


I'm not so good at the jokes, unfortunately!
 
You all are too funny, I will do Rule #6 thank you with the one joke that for some reason makes me crack up EVERY time.

What did the momma buffalo say to her son when he left for school?


...BISON!


I'm not so good at the jokes, unfortunately!
That was a good one!

Apropros to nothing, thanks to Maxwell the Geico pig, I have "Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants" running through my head.
I had to look that one up, and guess what? Now I have "Boots and pants and boots and pants" running through my head. Thank You!
 

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