"Empire is the apple of my eye," said Johnathan.
"Seems a bit crabby for my taste," said Granny Smith.
A letter then arrived from Rome, "You can't have my Empire!" but it was already too late. The seed had been planted.
That was the true cause of the fall of the Rome an' Empire.
Sorry, random apple joke idea I was just thinking about - could use some polish or expansion![]()
