Ended Random Funny Posting Day and Mini Contests FUN Night! 5th Annual BYC Easter Hatch-a-long PARTICIPANT

[Gardeningmama]

Sally, your avy keeps freaking me out....It's saying "I've got my eye on you"

 

[JDchicks]

lol

 

[Sally Sunshine]

LUNCH TIME ON THE EAST COAST! ​

I Call Random FUNNY FOOD / EATS Posting!!!​

 

[SoManyHats]

My daughter is not afraid to look weird in public.

 

[misbhaven]

Product Warnings:

• "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
  
• "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
  
• "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
  
• "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
  
• "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
  
• "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
  
• "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
  
• "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
  
• "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

 

[misbhaven]

Small Print From Commercials:

• "Do not use house paint on face." -- In a Visa commercial that depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.
  
• "Do not drive cars in ocean." -- In a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean.
  
• "Always drive on roads. Not on people." -- From a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert.
  
• "For a limited time only." -- From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.

 

[misbhaven]

Signs and Notices:

• "No stopping or standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.
  
• "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm Beach park circa 1950.
  
• "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
  
• "All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
  
• "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
  
• "Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
  
• "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
  
• "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
  
• "Payment is due by the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
  
• "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
  
• "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.

 

[jbher]

 

[SoManyHats]

Product Warnings:

• "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
  
• "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
  
• "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
  
• "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
  
• "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

LOL

 

[misbhaven]

Ingredients:

• "Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." -- The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.
  
• "100% pure yarn." -- On a sweater.
  
• "Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case.
  Materials:
  Covering: 100% Unknown.
  Stuffing: 100% Unknown."
  -- On a pillow.
  
• "Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap." -- On the packet for a moist towelette. See a scanned image.