*lol* I also get ones all the time that ask where I am. I have my community listed in my ads, yet it's inevitable that someone will ask; "Where are you?", or "Where is that?"
Ummmmm....let me acquaint you with Google Maps......
I also loved the one where I listed some chicks for sale for $10 for a group of them. Someone wrote and told me: "I'd like to get them but don't get paid until Friday. Will you deliver as my car is broke."
Ummmm....Nope, not delivering to someone who can't afford to pay $10 for some chicks.
UC