Quote:
Mormons are very nice people, in general. I want to know how to get rid of the guy who wants to test my well water. Chickens, turkeys, locked gate, and unanswered phones haven't done the trick.
Geese. Lots and lots of geese--or just one gander with an attitude.
Our Silkie hen fell in love with a Jehova's Witness, wouldn't let her go, tried to get her lap, coo'ed and sneezed at her for attention, tried to roost on her foot.....I asked the lady back to give a talk to the kids, but she hasn't come back. Last time the crazed hen even followed her along the picket fence, frantic her new love was walking awAY.......
it's been weeks and still no sign of the Jehova's witness....