Okay... I'm a guy and I've done crochet...When people tell me knitting is for old ladies.
I have some really random peeves...
Filling up cups with water and bringing them to the table, fine with setting it otherwise, but I HATE that! XD
Writing, I much prefer typing, but when I start writing I'm fine with it!
When people (especially my annoying cousins!) ask me "Do the chickens bite?".

Weeding