Really? You need this to crack eggs? Really???!

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(In best Amy Pohler voice) REALLY?!!!



http://www.asseenontvguys.com/ez-egg-cracker.aspx





Gee, and all this time all I did was crack it on the side of the bowl.
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EZ Cracker? Just the name is borderline offensive...not to mention the idea that such a device is NEEDED!
 
Yeah, that ones pretty bad
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The as seen on TV people are HURTING for new products, I think this one proves it!

Biiiiig opportunity for all you creative types!!
 
But if you've seen the commercial on TV, they'll send you TWO for $14.95.


My 7 year old thinks we should get one. She all ready can crack an egg on the side of a bowl - maybe Santa will get her one anyway.
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I said the exact same thing to dh the other night when I saw this thing on tv. I believe I said something like, "the worlds most pressing problem, the difficulty of egg cracking!" LOL Of course, it seems like I get shells in everything lately. don't know why. I spent years cracking eggs perfectly, and now I get shells everywhere. Of course, it is no big deal getting them out since if you use the shell they usually stick.
 
Some idiot sitting up late at night will be longing for ONE MORE as seen on TV kitchen gadget, convinced that there must be SOMETHING they haven't yet wasted their hard earned money on, and they'll see that joke of a gadget on an infomercial at 2:40 a.m., and maybe it will be the lack of sleep, the self loathing, or perhaps burning the 20 dollar bills in the fireplace finally got old, but they will knock over their TV tray/stand rushing to find the cordless phone while yanking out their visa debit card while somehow managing not to spill their beer and will dial as fast as they can because "quantities are limited".
 
A device like that which works and is at a more reasonable price would be handy for me. I break more than a third of the yokes when I crack eggs into the frying pan and a cup.

In the UK there are catalogues full of devices like that aimed at the old folk and those who are just a bit too prissy and posey. You can buy weights to hold down bacon while it cooks, bins to sit on the stairs for stuff that you will take up with you next time, things to stand eggs on while they boils and hundreds more such rubbish.
 

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