Loopeend
Crowing
- Jun 12, 2018
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It's not cats that we need to worry about. It is ducks. In this monologue I am going to prove why. With my own experiences and visions.
- They are merciless killers. They poop, just so they can wait next to it untill poop-flies come to their poop and mercaly devour them.
- They pick worms joyfully out of their homes. Leaving their family and children behind.
- They watch me sleep.
- Sometimes they 'groom' me. LIES! They are looking for your most vurnable artery.
- The cat is very afraid of them. They keep seeking 'shelter' from us from this 'evil cat' but when they think I am not looking they are picking at my cat.
- They do poop when they think you are not looking.
- As soon when they think we are asleep they set their plan to take us in motion. They come in my house. I chase them away. 5 minutes later they come in again but this time they quack more silently... they think I can't hear them or their ducklanguage when they quack 'silently' 'dude, don't quack too loud because otherwise the pity humans will hear us'.
- They have no respect for you or your pittifull human life. They don't give poop. And they let this know by giving poop. You can tell them politely 'I don't like how you are behaving right know' their answer.
DON'T let yourselves get fooled!The worldwide duckstruction is a real thing!!!
- They are merciless killers. They poop, just so they can wait next to it untill poop-flies come to their poop and mercaly devour them.
- They pick worms joyfully out of their homes. Leaving their family and children behind.
- They watch me sleep.
- Sometimes they 'groom' me. LIES! They are looking for your most vurnable artery.
- The cat is very afraid of them. They keep seeking 'shelter' from us from this 'evil cat' but when they think I am not looking they are picking at my cat.
- They do poop when they think you are not looking.
- As soon when they think we are asleep they set their plan to take us in motion. They come in my house. I chase them away. 5 minutes later they come in again but this time they quack more silently... they think I can't hear them or their ducklanguage when they quack 'silently' 'dude, don't quack too loud because otherwise the pity humans will hear us'.
- They have no respect for you or your pittifull human life. They don't give poop. And they let this know by giving poop. You can tell them politely 'I don't like how you are behaving right know' their answer.
DON'T let yourselves get fooled!The worldwide duckstruction is a real thing!!!
