Redneck Bank Loan

[FrenchHen]

redneck DUI:
The county was cracking down hard on drunk driving. There was an officer parked outside the local watering hole waiting for someone to break the law. Sure enough, an hour before closing time, a man stumbled out of the bar. He tried three wrong cars before he got into his. He found his car, but got in the back seat. He got out, walked around, then sat in the front seat. He finally got in the drivers seat. In the process of trying to adjust his seat, he went feet over tip into the back seat again. By the time he was upright behind the wheel, the parking lot was mostly empty. The officer was very excited when he finally started the car. Then the man turned on and off the wipers, turn signals, headlights, and ran the windows up and down.
He finally tried to put it in gear, but kept finding the wrong one. When he got it rolling, he pulled very slowly out of the lot and snaked down the road.

Officer stops him.

"sir have you been drinking?"

"No, I'm the designated decoy."

 

[Colored Egg Farmer]

 

[n-da-woods]

"No, I'm the designated decoy."

 

[timbofarms]

That was pretty good.

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

friends of my husband have tried this one....Does that mean we's redneck...lol

 

[Forest]

Now that joke was funny.

 

[katieadams]

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[nickjoky]

Redneck Bank Loan


A Redneck from North Carolina walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.


The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'

The good 'ole Tar Heel boy replied, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?'

His name was BUBBA..

Thank you for sharing

 

[azurbanclucker]

The real question is what color was the car?

Camo wrapped

(necroposting for the win!)

 

[featherhead007]

lol I just love all the Bakersfield Jokes out there lol.

Ever been to Bakersfield ? You would laugh too.