Our son hates the guineas because he’s sure that the neighbors think that I’m “that” neighbor due to our loud guineas, who have also recently decided to raid their yard (across the street, which is what I’m trying to prevent). We live just outside town, in a moderately priced house on land, right next to some incredibly expensive houses on smaller tracts, with more going in all the time. I’m pretty sure these neighbors were always going to think of us as “those people”, umbrella, stick, whatever! I like the umbrella idea though. I need a skit to go with it, like, “Does it look like rain? Someone said there would be rain.”, as I hold the umbrella open and stare into a blue, cloudless sky...