Riddles! I WANT RIDDLES!

[FrankieDoodle]

but you skipped mine.

Oops, sorry.

Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?

Yes, because it means you’re good at not wasting money.

 

[ValerieJ]

Oops, sorry.



Yes, because it means you’re good at not wasting money.

nope

 

[ValerieJ]

I need to go make my rounds...back later.

 

[cluckmecoop7]

Yes good job!

Thanks!

 

[ChickLover33]

What's made of wood but can't be sawed?

 

[ValerieJ]

petrified wood

 

[ValerieJ]

dreams....woulda' coulda' shoulda'

 

[ChickLover33]

petrified wood

Nope.

 

[ValerieJ]

What's made of wood but can't be sawed?

sawdust

 

[cluckmecoop7]

Here's one:

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?