No eyes rolling here. Would love to see pictures of your coop. I just converted a corrugated metal shed with a cement floor into a coop. It's 15x25 feet. Had to add 2 chicken doors 3 windows a new garage door for easy clean out, a human walk in door, roosts, 8 nest boxes and a small room area covered with wire and a door just in case I want to separate some chickens. I don't think there is anything wrong with adding herbs to your bedding. I buy Power Hen for my chickens water, I also plant a herb garden, pumpkins and corn for my chickens, they get the cucumbers out of my garden that get too large, I also have picked them alfalfa and dandelion greens, I buy watermelon and cantaloupe for them in the store, they also get meal worms on occasion and I always look for special treats for them on sale at Tractor Supply. I also have a small plastic pool I have inside their coop that I use for their indoor dust bath and I also add food grade DE to it. I also add it to their chicken feed once a month to act as a dewormer. My chickens eat heathier than I do. No spoiled or old food and no leftovers of my supper time meals. I don't want them eating too much salt or fat. I only clean my coop once a month and use straw on the floor and wood pet bedding in the nest boxes. I have only had my chickens for 17 weeks so I have not gone through a winter with them yet. But I may try the deep litter method this winter. Yes I wash my hands when I come in the house after handling my chickens but I don't really worry about germs that much, I have snuggled with my chickens and have wiped my hands on my face after cleaning the coop and have never gotten sick. Some germs are good they make you stronger, I never use antibacterial soap. I do clean out my chicken waters once a month with bleach, they don't get that dirty because I change the water every day. If I see algae I will wipe it off. Someday I may add window boxes on the outside and plant flowers in them. Next year I am going to plant a lot of marigolds, I here they help make the egg yolks a deep yellow color. Nothing wrong with loving your chickens!
I have a large fenced in run with flight netting on top. I don't let my chickens free range. We have way too many predators. Eagles that are always flying over, hawks, owls, coyote, dogs, racoons, and occasionally wolves. I did build them a chicken tunnel to run and play in and have perches here and there, I have to get me a xylophone, that sounds like fun! I want to build a kind of jungle gym for them next year, I also want to add some chicken swings, suet feeders with greens and hang some cd's for them to entertain themselves with.