School me on ducks please!

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Hahahha nope. We dont name the food here.

We do, only it's stuff like Potatoes and Saucy and Pressure Cooker and 360 Degrees and Fries and Oily. Last year there were a couple boys who never had names, but often we do talk about individual ducks and those need SOME kind of name so we don't have to resort to "the blue barred one with the white spot on his chest."