Selling my eggs

[MomFoldingLaundry]

That’s lovely, but I try to keep a low profile, I have crazy neighbors who apparently make the rules in town. Even though my quail aren’t illegal, I don’t draw attention to them, because these jerks take pleasure in messing with other people. I literally saw the husband commit a hate crime, get arrested, and be home in less than 30 minutes. The victim told me he saw the mayor at the precinct, and next thing you know, the guys free to go. I worry they’ll poison my dogs or make a noise complaint for my quail, just because it’s what they like to do. I hide my pens under the deck and on the side of the house not visible to them. Birds? What birds? That’s a pile of junk with a tarp over it... if I could, I’d build a huge walk in like yours.

Oh, wow. That sucks. I’m so sorry.

Yeah, technically we live on “ag” land, even though it’s only a quarter acre. And the busybody neighbors who lived behind us moved.