"Share a Laugh" a Random Posting Thread ~ hosts, Mike & Sally

[TJordan]

Anyone else ever get mad at those "Would you live here or do this for $$$" messages on fb???? I know I do. THEY NEVER TELL ME WHERE TO GO TO SIGN UP!!!

 

[3goodeggs]

The eyes on the dog!

 

[deserteggs22]

She insisted that she wear her swim suit out to eat!

 

[3goodeggs]

She's excited about the suit and summer!
Everything is still new and full of potential.
Kudos to you for letting her be enthusiastic in her youth.

 

[mlm Mike]

She insisted that she wear her swim suit out to eat!

Adorable!

 

[guineapeeps]

 

[guineapeeps]

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork,
and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical
college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he
could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the
results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of
150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an
error in the grade?”
“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it
all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
Smile. Have a great day.

 

[guineapeeps]

A little late for Easter, but still funny!

 

[pipAchick]

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork,

and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be

beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical

college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he

could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared

carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the

results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of

150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to

appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an

error in the grade?”

“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,

which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again

perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”

After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it

all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
Smile.  Have a great day.

Bravo-jaw on floor. Lol totally drew me in,

 

[mlm Mike]

A little late for Easter, but still funny!