"Share a Laugh" a Random Posting Thread ~ hosts, Mike & Sally

[pipAchick]

What do you call a fake noodle?

 

[pipAchick]

An Impasta.

 

[mlm Mike]

Looks like a beautiful sunrise!

 

[mlm Mike]

 

[mlm Mike]

 

[DwayneNLiz]

She insisted that she wear her swim suit out to eat!

So Cute!

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork,
and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical
college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he
could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the
results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of
150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an
error in the grade?”
“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it
all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
Smile. Have a great day.

Looks like a beautiful sunrise!

Looks delicious

 

[Sally Sunshine]

 

[wabbit1964]

 

[wabbit1964]

 

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