"Share a Laugh" a Random Posting Thread ~ hosts, Mike & Sally

[mlm Mike]

EGG JOKES.....

 

[mlm Mike]

 

[mlm Mike]

 

[mlm Mike]

 

[mlm Mike]

 

[guineapeeps]

*Stay Off Your Bicycle*
*My wife Andrea found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy
and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. *
*Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. *
*At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." *
*Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms." *
*The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." *
*Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.
If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." *

*The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week.

 

[Cynthia12]

Sneaky little critters.

 

[guineapeeps]

I need this cat to get the mice in my coop!

 

[guineapeeps]

CHICKEN HUMOR......

 

[Cynthia12]

I need this cat to get the mice in my coop!

Or, you need one of these to get those mice in the coop. I got three at once the other night. Tonight, I have it in the nursery..have seen them in there too.
That's peanut butter in there..I've caught 5 at once in there with this thing..love it.