Shaws call duck incubation thread (hatch a wonderful(worthless to Ralphie) dux thread)

[Miss Lydia]

Like he fell off of something onto them stumbled on to them? I am trying to imagine a grown Tom turkey falling on PVC cutters are they huge of something okay now I am going to look up what PVC cutters look like.

 

[duluthralphie]

Like he fell off of something onto them stumbled on to them? I am trying to imagine a grown Tom turkey falling on PVC cutters are they huge of something okay now I am going to look up what PVC cutters look like.

this;;;

 

[Miss Lydia]

You really had me going until I went and looked up PVC cutters.

 

[Miss Lydia]

He must have had a very skinny neck.

 

[duluthralphie]

Nope, the jaws of the pvc cutter had to be hyperextended for his neck to fall into it...

 

[Miss Lydia]

I am sure he didn't put up a fight either gratefully gave up his life for your Easter dinner.

 

[iluvsedward]

It was running with a pair of PVC cutters in it's wing. I have told them not too.....But do they listen...NOPE....

It fell on the open PVC cutter and then the cutter closed on his neck....it was terrible..

He fell into a pot of almost boiling water...I got him out in about 20-30 seconds, but the damage was done and all his feathers fell off.. terrible terrible terrible accident...

 

[duluthralphie]

Well. it was a weird thing...

He ended up with his feet tied together and pulled into the air hanging by a pulley when he fell on the Cutter...

I am so glad it was him that had the accident. I really disliked this turkey. He has attacked the mailman, the UPS delivery people, the meter readers, my son, my grandkids and worse of all me....He was beating the other Toms to the point their heads would bleed and their eyes swelled shut. He was a terrible bird!

Now he is a good bird. I think he was half goose, he was so mean.

 

[Miss Lydia]

Now he is a good bird. I think he was half goose, he was so mean.


I just about spit my water out when I read that line. Poor geese get such a bad rap.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

S M H miss Lydia! You fell for that! Omg I'm crying. Too freaking funny.