Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[shawluvsbirds]

I am DYING!!!

You die and come back more than Victor from days of our lives.

 

[ShrekDawg]

You die and come back more than Victor from days of our lives.

who?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

who?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Nevermind.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Nevermind.

it was still a funny joke even if I don’t know that character! I actually have heard of that show though but I’ve never watched it before. It’s been on like forever though, right!? Like I think it’s still on.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

My dad always told me, "if your not in bed by 10:30, come on home!

One time...
I fell asleep at my boyfriends house and missed my curfu. Only by about 3 hours.
My mom had been out looking for me but didn't think I was there cause the house was pitch black. She finally decided to beat on the door anyway.
It was one of those old metal storm doors and let me tell ya did she ever give it a beating.
Hell I had no idea where I was or what was going on I was so startled out a dead sleep.
I screamed bloody murder.
Of course that made her think I was BEING murdered.
The door wasn't locked so she came running in screaming for me as I ran out of the room stumbling around trying to find the light switch and we collided in the entryway and both fell down.

 

[ShrekDawg]

One time...
I fell asleep at my boyfriends house and missed my curfu. Only by about 3 hours.
My mom had been out looking for me but didn't think I was there cause the house was pitch black. She finally decided to beat on the door anyway.
It was one of those old metal storm doors and let me tell ya did she ever give it a beating.
Hell I had no idea where I was or what was going on I was so startled out if a dead sleep.
I screamed bloody murder.
Of course that made her think I was BEING murdered.
The door wasn't locked so she came running in screaming for me as I ran out of the room stumbling around trying to find the light switch and we collided in the entryway and both fell down.

OMFG I can’t breathe! that’s amazing

 

[shawluvsbirds]

That sure wasn't as funny at the time as it is now. But luckily she was so glad I wasn't being murderised I didn't get in too awful much trouble.

 

[007Sean]

That sure wasn't as funny at the time as it is now. But luckily she was so glad I wasn't being murderised I didn't get in too awful much trouble.

I thought you were going to say, "you were stumbling around trying to find your clothes!"

 

[roosterhavoc]

Ditto! I did it while being shot at!

I was just a 5 jump chump.