Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[duluthralphie]

Just need an address and I’ll get this in the mail.
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Thanks it’s good to know someone cares..

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Oh the pain!!!View attachment 2475734

Sorry. This is all your getting from me.

 

[duluthralphie]

Sorry. This is all your getting from me. View attachment 2475767

Thank you

 

[roosterhavoc]

I’ve been looking to regift this one. Just looking for that special someone.

 

[Geena]

Thanks so much for all the advice. I'll tie the chickens on their collars and tell them to leave it and hopefully we can all be one big happy family some day. That's the third flock I put out there, and I don't know why, but the exact same thing kept happening.

 

[Geena]

It appears I have lost a full flock of bees. I am at a loss as to what I should do or feel.


I had over 70,000 bees in this flock. They were stand offish, but occasionally one would sit on me. They even followed me when I was running as fast as I could.

The emotions are welling up as I type this, knowing I will never see a bee from this flock again.

I have even had them land on me in their last minute of life. The kind of relationship we had was special.

These were not my purebred flock this was my politically correct flock of African/Canadian members.


All I have left are my Canadian bees. I am thinking I should kill them off now as a means of showing solidarity with the African-Canadians.

Please be kind to me today as I travel through this highly emotional period.

Condolences and gift cards would be appreciated.

Oh Ralphie I'm so sorry to hear that you lost your flock too. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on I'm here for you! I've been crying for 25 days straight this time because they got my house roo as well. He's the one in the back with the diaper on, poor little Spunky.

Don't worry about what those other people say, they should know better than to be so mean at a time like this.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Well blah blah CAYUGA.
lucky me.

I'd rather have canoe for two or even the foot rub by billy bob Cletus.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Well blah blah CAYUGA.

I just about die laughing whenever I see this line.

(Feels kind of like there's a backstory to it, too... or am I reading into it too much?).

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I just about die laughing whenever I see this line.

(Feels kind of like there's a backstory to it, too... or am I reading into it too much?).

There is always a backstory.
A certain someone told me they could only understand every third word I said on here.
So i typed
Blah
Blah
Kiss
Blah
Blah
My
Blah
Blah
Cayuga.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I crack me up.
I say this IRL now too.
lots of people don't know what a cayuga is. That makes it even funnier to me.